I think these pick ups are cool

Hey babe, wanna get lucky?

Hey babe, wanna have my children? (No) OK then, can we just practice?

I want to put my thingy into your thingy.

Do you wanna lick my tongue?

You've been a bad, bad girl. Go to my room, NOW!

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.

I'm just looking for a friend with benefits.

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? (No.) Wink.

Nice dress. I bet it would look great on my floor.

Nice shoes. Let's have sex.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

How heavy is a polar bear? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice. Hi.

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

Do you know how to use a whip?

Do you have rope?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

You're ugly but you intrigue me

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi. Are you cute?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Bond. James Bond.


I saw them here and just wanted to spread the lurve

Now people do try it out and tell me if it really works.